I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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