Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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