Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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