Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
So. Much. Porn.
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