is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You brought string cheese to the strip club
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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