He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We are all done wearing pants today
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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