Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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