If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
