Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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