so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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