Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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