I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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