Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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