dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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