my mouth tastes like poor choices
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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