Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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