try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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