dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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