I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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