Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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