Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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