Fuck appropriateness.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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