if only i could text you this smell
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
