She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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