I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
wow bdsm is so cute
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
