Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize