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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i can't wait to go to hell

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  yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...

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  25 True Facts That Sound Fake AF

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?

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• (626): View more from California

  Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..

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  Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks

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