He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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