I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree