He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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