nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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