i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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