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BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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