I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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