i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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