I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I think people are normalizing furries
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Randomize
