About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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