I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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