I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
should my penis look like a turkey
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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