i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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