I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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