We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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