The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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