The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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