my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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