i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Randomize
