This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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