no, he came in my armpit
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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