ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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