gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
And then he peed in my hair
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