I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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