we're blogging at a bar
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
