I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
