Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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