Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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