I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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