I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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